How I emerged from the womb
How I emerged from the womb
how the hell did he jump that high
he’s david tennantt that’s how
hes a timelord
timelords have springs in their feet
A wonderful thing is a Time Lord
A Time Lord is a wonderful thing
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
And the most wonderful thing about Time Lords is
I’m the only—
THAT LAST COMMENT I JUST DIED AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CAN YOU NOT PLEASE THAT IS AMAZING YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU PLEASE NO
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
How could I live this long without having read this not even once
he looks like he’s singing a solo on xfactor or something
don’t you forget about me, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about me
Reminder that while the concept of virginity is technically a social construct, your sexual debut is still allowed to be special to you, and you are still allowed to wait and want to make it meaningful, and your self-perception is still allowed to change after you have sex. Just as long as you’re doing these things for yourself, and not because someone told you that you should.
You do you.
Guess who’s back, back again… Elo’s back, tell a friend.
I just reached 12K followers, and I want to celebrate it with you, sweeties. Because you deserve more than a hug.
This giveaway contains:
★ The new Catching Fire inspired mockingjay pin. The Odds Will Be Deffo On Your Favor. (x)
★ A Timelord pocket watch. Time will be in your hands.
★ A brand new Supernatural T-Shirt. (Don’t worry sweeties, the size won’t be a problem)
★ A signed picture of Tom Hiddleston. HIS FUCKING HANDSOME BRITISH HANDS TOUCHED IT.
★ A Tardis stainless Lunch Box. Bigger on the inside, yo. (x)
★ A Gryffinclaw scarf. ‘Cause loving just one house is way too mainstream.
★ The new collection of The Avengers Colognes, including Loki’s; Mischief. (x)
✰ Cap’s: Patriot. May contain freedom.
✰ Tony’s: Mark VII.Stand up to sonsofabitch.
✰ Hulk’s: SMASH!Forget science. Smash things.
✰ Thor’s: Worthy. Feel like a demigod.
✰ Loki’s: Mischief. Will you kneel before it?
✰ Nick Fury’s: Infinity formula. RULE ‘EM ALL.
✰ Widow’s: F.S.R.E. Just like in Budapest.
★ Rules & Requirements:
✰ You’re not Tom Hiddles, so you must be following me, at least until the giveaway ends.
✰ If you have any question, leave it here <3.
✰ I ship absolutely everywhere, including Narnia, Asgard and Hogwarts.
✰ Likes count.
✰ If the winner does not appear after 48 hours, I’ll choose another.
✰ I’ll choose a winner December the 24th.
★ May the gods be ever in you favor!
✰PLUS: If this gets 35K, I’ll add my precious Gryffindor robe.✰ UPDATE: Now that you have finally reached 35K, I propose you something; reach 50K and I’ll add my Katniss & Peeta pillows and 6 Fandom - Inspired Nail Polish Bottles. (IDK, just tell me your faves and I’ll buy them!) Packs count too! <3 (Superwhoavengelock, Team Free Will, The Golden Trio…)
✰ UPDATE 2.0: After reading all your requests, I’ve finally made up my mind. These are the chosen items that will be added when you all reach 86K:
★ A Samulet.
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
#i fully support this #muggleborns writing with pencils and pens instead of stupid quills #using muggle slang to answer to insults #teaching their housemates about muggle culture and introducing them to tv shows and books and movies #you have no idea how much i want this #hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home
I mean as a person who’s had to integrate in a foreign culture (which is think is similar to how muggle borns would initially feel in the wizarding world) I know how you, despite wanting to become part of the community, seek out people like you by instinct. Tbh, all the European kids in my town would spend at least the first thirty minutes of any conversation with each other talking about how seriously no Communist is like a dirty word here and why don’t they have Kinder eggs in this fucking place is2g. So it makes sense to me that muggle borns would seek each other out and make inside jokes and dude the new Pokèmon came out bloody hell I’ll have to wait for summer to play it ugh and shit please tell me your mum sent you ballpoints again I seriously cannot deal with all this ink I keep staining everything.
Sorry I vomited words on here omg sorry I just realized
It’s gotta do something, right?
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?